You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Randomize
