What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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