that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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