she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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