u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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