Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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