their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I need to sanitize my soul.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i out mim tonsoeep
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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