wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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