Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
Randomize
