I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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