I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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