the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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