So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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