I feel great
I just peed on a car
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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