I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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