Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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