i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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