Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think your dad took our porno
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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