hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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