so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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