Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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