dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
there was a trapeze. enough said
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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