there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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