Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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