I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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