We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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