WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
