I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
