Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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