Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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