bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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