that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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