Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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