he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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