Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Non-Jews are for practice
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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