Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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