your parents love me but you hate me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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