he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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