There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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