I got chris browned last night
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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