We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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