Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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