Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize
