if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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