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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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