she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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