Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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