so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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