So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
So vagazzling was a success
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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