What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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