i jhust puked up my retainher.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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