all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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