he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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