ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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