you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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