So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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