Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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